Holy crap this made my day. Back to the Future/Doctor Who mashup
Back to the Future in 60 seconds hahaha oh wow enjoy
my utopia
As opposed to a future in which those two are dead or hiding scared in their house or living repressed, depressed lives hiding their beliefs and identities, which is the future conservatives want.
Aries: Many of your problems are because of the cursed baleen whale that you nearly killed during your time in the Navy.
Taurus: All Tauruses will receive a coupon for one (1) free stroke of luck, redeemable at any trader Joe’s.
Gemini: Your teacher can’t actually see other humans, she’s just pretending.
Cancer: It feeds.
Leo: You are hunting the future to death.
Virgo: Wash yourself in the lake under cover of night. If the moon is right, it will give you the reset you desire. Can’t tell you what moon is the right moon though, I’m a stars guy.
Libra: Acknowledge that the people in your life are multifaceted, reminesce on times passed as you elbow drop them in the jaw.
Scorpio: A spelling mistake tomorrow will lead to headaches and severe bowel misplacement.
Saggatarius: You have lost something. The moon alights on what you seek.
Capricorn: The stars are saying you’re a gold digger, they cannot agree if you are messing with a broke or not though.
Aquarius: Purify your body! Drink as much green tea as you can physically fit into your tiny mouth. Vomit.
Picses: Although painful, the crystalline horns sprouting from your temples are quite fashionable.
me: *asks my tarot deck an important question about my future*
deck: *shrugs* depends
the thing about millennials who don’t want kids is I feel like a lot of them are deeply On Board for their friends’ kids
like I’m among the minority of my friends in definitely for sure wanting kids someday
but each of my parenthood-eschewing friends has claimed a different role in my future offspring’s life and they seem very excited to play it
so we as a generation may have fewer children
but I feel like they’ll be the most supported and loved children imaginable
As a millennial who doesn’t want children, I am seconding this, because it’s not like we don’t want children to exist in the world! We do! Children can be lovely and amazing and they are literally our future! It’s just So Very Difficult to raise children in our nuclear-family society, especially as a millennial, and you want to do the job RIGHT.
Well, if you can’t do the job right yourself, the least you can do is help a friend raise THEIR child right, help take the burden off their shoulders, and give that kid all the love and attention they can stand.
I’d be damned excited to do that, too.
this generation is so excited and ready to be weird uncle/aunt so-and-so
I hope this generation makes communal families a thing again and this time it won’t be treated like a “taboo hippie thing”
Takes a village to raise a kid
my utopia
The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.
I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.
It’s terrifying that there are ppl who think this is something to be terrified of.
